Silly half-naked J,
You have no pants on. No, this was not your doing. It was Mommy's doing. Why? Potty training. You are nearly 3. And I have had enough. Guess what? You have tinkled in the potty three times today with ZERO accidents so far. And I haven't had to urge you to use the potty. You did it all on your own. Currently, you are dancing half-naked to Buzz's Spanish dance scene in Toy Story 3. It is quite entertaining. You have a cute little bottom (I know you will hate me years later for saying this)!
Love,
Mommy