Dear silly J,
This morning at breakfast, we had an interesting conversation. It all started when a [nasty] stray cat jumped up on our patio fence. You exclaimed, "tail!" (only being able to see the cat's tail from your chair). I asked you if you had a tail. "No, Mommy. I no got a tail. I have a bum." I just hid my face in laughter. "Kitties have tail." Yes, J. Very good. I am glad that you have observed that human anatomy does not include a tail. Though I haven't a clue where you learned the word "bum". Mommy generally says "bottom"...
Love,
Mommy
