Dearest silly J,
You have quite the imagination. Tonight, as I was getting you back to bed after a false potty alarm, you started to talk about a "grummiken". No clue. I asked you if a grummiken was good or bad. Good. I asked you what a grummiken does. You opened your mouth in a silent scream. I asked you if a grummiken was scary. YUP! J, are you the reason why L has such a difficult time getting to sleep? Because if that is the case, STOP talking about these grummikens. Or any other creature you may be making up.
Love,
Mommy