Dear silly stubborn J,
You like to push L's buttons. And he likes to push yours right back. Current argument? 'Lullaby Moon'. A book that means little to either of you. J, you started throwing a MAJOR tantrum because L had the book first. Flailing around while crying hysterically. I told you if you didn't stop, I would spank your bare bottom (which was an empty threat since baby D is on my lap and I am not about to get up). Your response: "No spank bottom. No spank bottom. Spank... um... eyes. Spank eyes". WHAT?! Is that even possible? J, you are silly.
Love,
Mommy